I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
