What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Someone signed my nipple.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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