butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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