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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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