I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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