Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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