I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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