just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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