She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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