On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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