yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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