That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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