he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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