Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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