I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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