summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Alive.
So much puke
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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