some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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