Your mouth is God's brothel.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress