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• (310): View more from California

  Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!

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• (406): View more from Montana

  But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart

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