Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart