god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
His dick is curly. It's adorable.