Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.