Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont http://tfl.nu/r9tg
  Replies (4) Good night (3524) Bad night (346) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day. http://tfl.nu/zol0
  Replies (37) Good night (3907) Bad night (514) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet http://tfl.nu/6v3o
  Replies (54) Good night (1374) Bad night (4269) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots http://tfl.nu/acn9
  Replies (23) Good night (840) Bad night (5831) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Ontario

  today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added http://tfl.nu/jtyi
  Replies (13) Good night (4972) Bad night (503) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets. http://tfl.nu/gp9t
  Replies (21) Good night (8150) Bad night (1036)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man. http://tfl.nu/ct9i
  Replies (31) Good night (6823) Bad night (880) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up. http://tfl.nu/49qf
  Replies (5) Good night (4177) Bad night (901) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour http://tfl.nu/t42p
  Replies (4) Good night (1884) Bad night (609) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks http://tfl.nu/wfaf
  Replies (6) Good night (1421) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow http://tfl.nu/f59o
  Replies (9) Good night (925) Bad night (1868) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday http://tfl.nu/d2se
  Replies (10) Good night (506) Bad night (1427) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (308): View more from Nebraska

  Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (308): Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/mlvm
  Replies (8) Good night (1760) Bad night (418) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit http://tfl.nu/nx74
  Replies (6) Good night (703) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none. http://tfl.nu/avo6
  Replies (2) Good night (758) Bad night (239) Order T-Shirt

Randomize