I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we're making bets on your personal life
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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