dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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