never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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