Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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