fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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