Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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