just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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