the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
