i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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