At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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