i don't like sucking hair
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I am mentally ready for anal.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
