He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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