420 ftw
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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