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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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