She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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