i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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