That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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