He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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