Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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