Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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