FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We got so high we made milksteak
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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