found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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