Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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