Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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