dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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