): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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