if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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