Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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