he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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