Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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