My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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