just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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