fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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