he was CRYING into my vagina
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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