Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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