id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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